High-power / fringe-cEDH Esper Zombies (Varina, Lich Queen)
The deck has two modes, and every game you are deciding which one you're in:
Linda is the glue for both modes. She is a Zombie on the battlefield, which is the condition that lets Gravecrawler recast itself, and her attack trigger is a repeatable looting engine that puts combo pieces in the graveyard and finds the missing ones.
Linda, Kandarian Queen (Varina, Lich Queen) — , 4/4 Zombie Wizard Whenever you attack with one or more Zombies, draw that many cards, then discard that many cards. You gain that much life. , Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Gravecrawler (, 2/1, can't block): You may cast Gravecrawler from your graveyard as long as you control a Zombie.
The pattern is always the same: sacrifice Gravecrawler → get the back somehow → recast it from the graveyard → repeat. Each loop gives you:
You need a Zombie on the battlefield other than the Gravecrawler being recast. Linda, Carrion Feeder, Warren Soultrader and Grimgrin, Corpse-Born are all Zombies. Pitiless Plunderer (Human Pirate) and Viscera Seer (Vampire) are not, so pair them with Linda or another Zombie.
Pieces: Phyrexian Altar + Gravecrawler + any other Zombie (Linda counts)
Mana-neutral, life-neutral, two cards plus your commander.
Pieces: Warren Soultrader + Gravecrawler + Linda (or another Zombie)
Costs 1 life per loop. Have Wayward Servant or Blood Artist out first so every loop is life-neutral, or make sure your payoff will kill everyone before your life runs out.
Pieces: Pitiless Plunderer + Gravecrawler + a free sac outlet (Carrion Feeder, Viscera Seer, or Grimgrin, Corpse-Born) + a Zombie
Plunderer is not a Zombie. Carrion Feeder or Grimgrin, Corpse-Born as the outlet covers the Zombie requirement on its own; with Viscera Seer you also need Linda or another Zombie.
Pieces: Rooftop Storm + Gravecrawler + a free sac outlet + a Zombie
Rooftop Storm lets you pay for Zombie spells, so Gravecrawler is free to recast. Sacrifice, recast, repeat.
You need at least one of these on the battlefield before you start looping:
| Payoff | Triggers on | Effect per loop |
|---|---|---|
| Corpse Knight | creature enters | each opponent loses 1 |
| Wayward Servant | Zombie enters | each opponent loses 1, you gain 1 |
| Diregraf Captain | Zombie dies | target opponent loses 1 |
| Blood Artist | creature dies | target player loses 1, you gain 1 |
| Headless Rider | nontoken Zombie dies | 1 damage to any target |
| Diregraf Colossus | Zombie spell cast | tapped 2/2 Zombie token (infinite board) |
| Champion of the Perished | Zombie enters | +1/+1 counter (arbitrarily large) |
| Carrion Feeder | used as the outlet | +1/+1 counter (arbitrarily large) |
| Wilhelt, the Rotcleaver | Zombie dies | decayed 2/2 Zombie token |
Corpse Knight and Wayward Servant hit every opponent per loop, so they win immediately. Blood Artist, Diregraf Captain and Headless Rider target one player at a time, but the loop is unbounded, so you simply loop until everyone is dead.
| Need | Where to get it |
|---|---|
| Gravecrawler | Entomb (it's castable from the graveyard, so Entomb is effectively a tutor), Stitcher's Supplier mill, Linda's loot discard, Demonic Tutor/Vampiric Tutor, Imperial Seal |
| Phyrexian Altar / Rooftop Storm | Enlightened Tutor, Demonic Tutor/Vampiric Tutor, Imperial Seal |
| Sac outlets | Carrion Feeder, Viscera Seer, Grimgrin, Corpse-Born, Warren Soultrader, Phyrexian Altar |
| Finding tutors | Mystical Tutor fetches Entomb, Demonic Tutor, Vampiric Tutor, or Imperial Seal |
Protecting the turn: Cast Gravecrawler with Cavern of Souls naming Zombie so it can't be countered. Hold up Force of Will, Force of Negation, Fierce Guardianship, Swan Song or Flusterstorm to protect the noncreature piece (Altar, Storm) or to stop a removal spell aimed at your payoff.
Keep a 7 that has:
Snap keeps: a tutor plus fast mana, or two combo pieces with mana to cast them.
Mulligan:
Mox Diamond needs a land to discard. Chrome Mox needs a colored nonartifact card to imprint, so pick the card you'll miss least.
You'll often win by attacking. The lords make a real army:
The Scarab God turns opposing creatures in graveyards into 4/4 Zombies and drains each opponent every upkeep for your Zombie count.
Grimgrin, Corpse-Born is a free sac outlet that destroys a blocker each time it attacks. Sacrifice your fodder to untap it.
Mikaeus, the Unhallowed gives non-Humans undying. Your creatures come back once when they die, which is excellent against spot removal and sweepers.
Recursion suite: Phyrexian Reclamation, Unholy Grotto (put a Zombie on top of your library), Takenuma, Abandoned Mire (channel), Gisa and Geralf (cast one Zombie from the graveyard each turn), Lord of the Undead, Relentless Dead.
Free: Force of Will, Force of Negation (noncreature, only free on opponents' turns), Fierce Guardianship (needs Linda out). Cheap: Mana Drain, Counterspell, Swan Song, Flusterstorm, Mental Misstep.
Spend them in roughly this order:
Mana Drain is best on expensive spells; the mana next turn can power Linda plus a combo piece.
Mental Misstep is narrow. Save it for a key 1-mana-value tutor or combo piece.
Toxic Deluge and Damn kill your board too. Use them only when you're behind on board, and ideally follow up with Living Death to bring back your Zombies while opponents get theirs back from a much smaller graveyard.
Teferi's Protection saves your board from a wipe or a lethal attack; cast it in response.
Before going off, confirm:
Happy haunting. 🧟
65 nonland cards · 2.25 average
Mana value 1 · 24 cards
At least bracket 4 · Optimized
Chrome Mox · Cyclonic Rift · Demonic Tutor · Enlightened Tutor · Fierce Guardianship · Force of Will · Imperial Seal · Mana Vault · Mox Diamond · Mystical Tutor · Rhystic Study · Smothering Tithe · Teferi's Protection · The One Ring · Vampiric Tutor
In the deck
8 the deck can make

Ape3/3
Pongify

Bird2/2
Swan Song

Construct0/0
Urza's Saga

Copy
Necroduality, The Scarab God

Treasure
Pitiless Plunderer, Smothering Tithe, Warren Soultrader

Zombie2/2
Wilhelt, the Rotcleaver

Zombie2/2
Cryptbreaker, Diregraf Colossus, Headless Rider, Varina, Lich Queen

Zombie Army0/0
Gleaming Overseer